when people correct ur grammar on the internet
tonight i was listening to the radio and they were giving away 1d tickets and the guy was like call in to answer a question!!! and so this girl calls in and the guy asks ‘as of last week, harry is rumoured to be dating who??’ and the girl gIGGLES AND SAYS LOUIS and the dj just awkwardly laughs and says ‘no….. sorry…. let’s have another caller!’ and hangs up on the girl i cant fufckiGN BREATHE
when blogs dont follow me back
Why I hate going on Facebook.
the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.
A real funny joke there, dads.
self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange
oh god never mind it tasted like shit
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
dont talk about how cheap it is to eat healthy ever unless youve literally been at the grocery store with your last 6 dollars like “okay let me figure out how to feed 8 people with this”